Thursday, May 03, 2012
Thursday Show Features
Rich's Joke Of The Day:
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the supermarket, but couldn’t find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?” The stock boy replied, “No ma’am, they’re dead.”
Rich's Crazy News Story Of The Day:
A group of golfers on a Jacksonville Beach, Florida golf course were allegedly attacked by a 61-year-man who onlookers said"must have been having a bad day." The 61 year old man, who was golfing with another man and two women behind the group, slammed his golf cart into the other golfers. The man allegedly broke a golf club over a golfer's head while shouting at the group that they were taking too long and needed to respect their elders.
The Wacky World of Crime With Officer Hancock's police blotter:
A London liquor store robber was arrested after the boxer shorts he was using to disguise his face slipped off during a struggle with a store clerk. The thief fled the store but video of the thief's face, after the underpants fell off his face, helped police to identify and arrest him.
This is Officer Hancock. Be careful. There are a lot of wackos out there!
Rich's thought to ponder:
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?
The latest news from the Hancock News Service - odd news fair and balanced!
A Polish construction worker laid down for a nap in the back of his car - and woke to find he'd been reported to police as an abandoned body. The man was taking a break from a building site in Poznan, when his bare chested snooze caught the eye of horrified passers-by. The next thing he knew police and paramedics were trying to tear the door off his car. Needless to say he woke up from his nap terrified. The man said he often takes a lunchtime nap.