A woman on the phone to her friend - I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor’s permission to join a fitness club and start exercising. I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors. I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour. But, by the time I got my leotards on, the class was over.
Rich's Crazy News Story Of The Day:
A Canadian stuntwoman is flushed with pride after setting a new land speed record for the world's fastest motorized toilet. Jolene Van Vugt reached 46mph on the toilet in Sydney, Australia.
The Wacky World of Crime With Officer Hancock's police blotter:
A woman who went to use a Seattle Central Community College restroom says a man beat her to it -- by falling in through the ceiling. The woman and other students held the man until security arrived and handcuffed him. He allegedly had a disposable camera in his hand.
This is Officer Hancock. Be careful. There are a lot of wackos out there!
Rich's thought to ponder:
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
The latest news from the Hancock News Service - odd news fair and balanced!
A bank threatened a Welsh customer with being credit blacklisted and told her she would receive daily fines over a debt of one penny. The Halifax bank told Lesley Ross of Swansea, Wales, she could expect $8 daily fines and would be blacklisted if the debt was not paid within 28 days. Ross said she complained about the letter when she went into the bank last week to pay off the overdraft. All this over a penny.