Rich's Joke Of The Day:
The children were lined up for lunch in the cafeteria of the school. At the head of the table sat a large bowl of apples, to which the teacher had attached the following note: "Take only one, God is watching."
At the other end of the table was a large platter of chocolate chip cookies to which one clever young boy had attached this note: "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."
Rich's Crazy News Story Of The Day:
A Californian firm has launched a motorised surfboard to make catching the big waves a whole lot easier. WaveJet is billed as a revolutionary personal water propulsion system which "overcomes the limitations of traditional surfing". The lithium ion battery-powered device gives users up to 12mph extra speed and can be attached to specially adapted surfboards, boogie boards and kayaks. Gentlemen, start your engines because surf's up!
The Wacky World of Crime With Officer Hancock's police blotter:
In Naples, Florida, a man walked into a McDonalds and asked the employee at the counter if he could have a cup for water. When he was given one, he went to the soda fountain and filled it with soda instead, then left to sit outside. A manager told police who arrested the man for stealing.
This is Officer Hancock. Be careful. There are a lot of wackos out there!
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Rich's thought to ponder:
A guilty conscience...is the mother of invention.
The latest news from the Hancock News Service - odd news fair and balanced!
A Chinese fashion firm has come up with Helen Keller sunglasses. Helen Keller is a well known and respected figure in China. An advertisement for the brand shows a beautiful brunette stepping from an airplane to a waiting crowd of paparazzi. Only when she dons her Helen Keller sunglasses do the cameras start to click.