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From the show:

Tuesday Show Features

Rich's Joke Of The Day:

The children were lined up for lunch in the cafeteria of the school. At the head of the table sat a large bowl of apples, to which the teacher had attached the following note: "Take only one, God is watching."

At the other end of the table was a large platter of chocolate chip cookies to which one clever young boy had attached this note: "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

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Rich's Crazy News Story Of The Day:
A Californian firm has launched a motorised surfboard to make catching the big waves a whole lot easier. WaveJet is billed as a revolutionary personal water propulsion system which "overcomes the limitations of traditional surfing". The lithium ion battery-powered device gives users up to 12mph extra speed and can be attached to specially adapted surfboards, boogie boards and kayaks. Gentlemen, start your engines because surf's up!

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The Wacky World of Crime With Officer Hancock's police blotter:

In Naples, Florida, a man walked into a McDonalds and asked the employee at the counter if he could have a cup for water. When he was given one, he went to the soda fountain and filled it with soda instead, then left to sit outside. A manager told police who arrested the man for stealing.

This is Officer Hancock. Be careful. There are a lot of wackos out there!

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Rich's thought to ponder:
A guilty conscience...is the mother of invention.

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The latest news from the Hancock News Service - odd news fair and balanced!

A Chinese fashion firm has come up with Helen Keller sunglasses. Helen Keller is a well known and respected figure in China. An advertisement for the brand shows a beautiful brunette stepping from an airplane to a waiting crowd of paparazzi. Only when she dons her Helen Keller sunglasses do the cameras start to click.