Joke Of The Day:
A monastery decided to start a fish and chips store. When the store opened, a client comes in, and asks one of the clerics: are you the fish fryer? Oh, no, the cleric answers, I'm the chip monk!
Rich's Crazy News Story Of The Day:
The Secret Service is taking a lot of heat after 11 members of the president’s advance team were accused of misconduct in a brothel in Colombia, but no comments are hotter than those of a brothel owner in Carson City, Nevada. Dennis Hof, owner of the Moonlite Bunny Ranch, says the Secret Service's behavior at the "Pley Club" is "truly awful," and could have had considerable consequences. The brothel owner says those involved were morons.
The Wacky World of Crime With Officer Hancock's police blotter:
A Munich disc jockey held for five hours as a sex slave by a 47-year-old German woman said he would press charges against a woman he had met just a few hours earlier in a local pub. The 43-year-old disc jockey named Dieter S. said that he had to call police to rescue him from the woman's flat in Munich after she locked him inside, hid the key and forced him to have repeated "you know what" with her.
This is Officer Hancock. Be careful. There are a lot of wackos out there!
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Rich's thought to ponder:
It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
The latest news from the Hancock News Service - odd news fair and balanced!
If Osama bin Laden is remembered as the most dangerous terrorist ever, then Mohammad Ashan may be remembered as the dumbest. Ashan, a mid-level Taliban commander in east Afghanistan, walked up to a police checkpoint last week, pointed to the wanted poster featuring his face, and asked for the $100 finder's fee noted on the poster. It didn't work out as he expected: Instead of receiving the money, the soldiers arrested him.