Rich's Early Morning Chuckle:
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.
Rich's Crazy News Story Of The Day:
A car that hit a guardrail on a New York road was photographed with a bumper sticker proclaiming the motorist is the only good driver "on the planet." The car, which was smashed on its front end and flipped over after colliding with the guardrail in a northbound lane of the FDR Drive, was photographed bearing a bumper sticker reading, "Why am I the only one on the planet who knows how to drive?" The driver was taken to a local hospital.
The Wacky World of Crime With Officer Hancock's police blotter:
Police in Ohio said an incident that began with a drunken wedding guest refusing to stop dancing with the groom ended in the woman's arrest. The bride told police the woman was extremely intoxicated at the Saturday reception at Clarence Church Pavilion in North Olmsted and became angry when she was asked to stop slow dancing with the groom.
This is Officer Hancock. Be careful. There are a lot of wackos out there!
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Rich's thought to ponder:
If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a multi-millionaire looked like.
The latest news from the Hancock News Service - odd news fair and balanced!
A 90-year-old great grandmother is earning the respect of gym junkies half her age in Australia. Edna Shepherd is a regular at a Melbourne workout center. With aqua classes every other day and ballroom dancing in between, she has an astonishing fitness routine. She says she can't sit down for long. She is always on the move. She said exercise came as naturally to her as knitting - but that's not something she has a lot of time for. When she's not at the gym, she has her line dancing sessions, plus her walking group every Wednesday.