Joke Of The Day:
Resolving to surprise her husband, an executive's wife stopped by his office. She found him with his secretary sitting in his lap.
Without hesitating, he dictated, "...and in conclusion, gentlemen, shortage or no shortage, I cannot continue to operate this office with just one chair."
Rich's Crazy News Story Of The Day:
Several Romans dressed as gladiators have climbed the Colosseum to protest a crackdown on their unauthorized business of posing with tourists for money. The protest came three days after city police fined the fake gladiators for offering paid services without authorization. They also were ordered to stop their paid posing. Culture officials contend the fake gladiators ruin the decorum at the ancient archaeological site.
The Wacky World of Crime With Officer Hancock's police blotter:
Thieves in Austria have made off with 2 tons of coffee. Police say the culprits broke into a wholesaler and coffee-roaster's warehouse east of Vienna, loaded a stolen van with the goods and then drove off. Police put the value of the vehicle and its contents at more than $72,000.
This is Officer Hancock. Be careful. There are a lot of wackos out there!
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Rich's thought to ponder:
People with tact have less to retract.
The latest news from the Hancock News Service - odd news fair and balanced!
Authorities in northwestern Connecticut say they didn't find anything after a state trooper and another person reported a large object falling out of the sky in Litchfield. A person driving in Litchfield at about 2 a.m. Tuesday reported that a green, glowing object the size of a whale fell from the sky and crashed into a local lake. At about the same time, a state trooper called dispatchers to report that something fell out of the sky. Morris firefighters made several passes up and down the lake in a boat looking for a possible plane crash, but didn't find any debris. Authorities called off the search, leaving the mystery unsolved.