Rich's Early Morning Chuckle:
Do you know how to catch a squirrel?
Climb a tree and act like a nut!
Rich's Crazy News Story Of The Day:
An Australian pilot had the fright of his life when a snake popped out from his dashboard and crawled down his leg. The pilot made a mayday call declaring: "We've got a snake on board", before making an emergency landing at Darwin. As the plane was landing, the snake was crawling down his leg. The snake was reportedly chasing a tree frog that had stowed away under the front passenger seat.
The Wacky World of Crime With Officer Hancock's police blotter:
West Des Moines police say an information technology worker accused of urinating on colleagues' chairs at an office has surrendered to police. Police say some co-workers had complained about stains on their chairs. A security system was installed, and police say it caught the man in the act.
This is Officer Hancock. Be careful. There are a lot of wackos out there!
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Rich's thought to ponder:
Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgement.
The latest news from the Hancock News Service - odd news fair and balanced!
An astonished German woman has been reunited with her pet cat - more than 16 years after it went missing. The cat walked out of the family home in Munich, Germany, in 1996 and was never seen again until it was found 20 miles away living in a forest. Hikers found the cat and took him to a local animal welfare center where he and and his owner were identified by a tattoo on his ear. The cat was not feeling well - and obviously wanted to be found. He is now enjoying being looked after and is happily back with his owner at long last.