Rich's Joke Of The Day:
A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline for advice. The Psychic tells him: "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you." The frog is thrilled, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party?" "No," says his Advisor, "in her biology class."
Rich's Crazy News Story Of The Day:
A Florida woman is breathing easier after discovering that a mass doctors discovered in her lung may be a fruit pit she inhaled nearly 30 years ago. Blanca Riveron, who suffered from a nagging cough for 28 years, was set to undergo surgery after a scan at the doctor's office detected a dark mass on her lung that physicians feared might be cancer. But before surgery she coughed up the seed that had apparently been lodged in her lung since 1984. With the seed gone, she no longer suffers from coughing fits.
The Wacky World of Crime With Officer Hancock's police blotter:
An Albuquerque hot dog vendor faces a charge of aggravated battery with a deadly weapon after police say he rammed his hot dog cart into a competitor. Police say the suspect used his hot dog cart to run over the legs and feet of the rival hot dog vendor. It was not immediately known why the two were fighting.
This is Officer Hancock. Be careful. There are a lot of wackos out there!
Rich's thought to ponder:
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
The latest news from the Hancock News Service - odd news fair and balanced!
A Bremerton, Washington burglar who was chased off by a gun-wielding homeowner called later in the day to offer a trade for items he left behind. The homeowner had awakened to the sound of a burglar in the house and chased him off with a gun. Police said the burglar called the homeowner and offered to trade some of the items he had taken from the home for a bag he had left behind, which contained papers bearing his name. The homeowners agreed and the burglar arrived at the home to find police waiting for him.