Joke Of The Day:
From a passenger ship one can see a bearded man on a small island who is shouting and desperately waving his hands.
"Who is it?" a passenger asks the captain.
The captain says: "I've no idea. Every year when we pass, he goes mad."
Rich's Crazy News Story Of The Day:
An International high-IQ society says it has accepted a 4-year-old British girl whose IQ is only 1 point less than that of physicist Stephen Hawking! Heidi Hankins of Winchester, England, scored a 159 on an IQ test, putting her just 1 point behind Hawking's 160 IQ. That's interesting because my IQ score ties Stephen Hawking!
The Wacky World of Crime With Officer Hancock's police blotter:
Authorities in Louisiana said a 6-foot alligator was found at a Super 8 motel and bit a guest before it was captured. The local sheriff's office said the gator was spotted at the motel in Port Allen and the animal bit a hotel guest who attempted to catch it before authorities arrived.
This is Officer Hancock. Be careful. There are a lot of wacko gators out there!
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Rich's thought to ponder:
Life...is...too complicated in the morning.
The latest news from the Hancock News Service - odd news fair and balanced!
The police chief in Richlands, North Carolina has been prohibited from carrying a badge and gun because he couldn't shoot straight! Police Chief Thomas Bennett was suspended as a law enforcement officer after failing his recent annual firearms qualification exam. Bennett's suspended certification also means he cannot turn on the blue lights on a police cruiser or make a traffic stop. Bennett says he is still able to perform job duties related to managing the police department and was planning to retire in July.