Rich's Early Morning Chuckle:
One evening a young son came in while his parents were setting the table for supper.
Quite surprisingly, he asked if he could help.
His mother said, "No, but I appreciate your asking."
The child responded, "Well, I appreciate your saying no."
Rich's Crazy News Story Of The Day:
A Moscow insurance company said a woman was shocked to discover her parked car had been struck by a vehicle driven by a trio of dogs. The Moscow woman was shopping at a mall and emerged to find another car had struck her parked vehicle. It turned out the owner of the other car had left the engine running with three dogs inside and the canines managed to shift the vehicle out of park and send it crashing into the woman's car.
The Wacky World of Crime With Officer Hancock's police blotter:
Florida's St. Lucie County sheriff's deputies said a woman told police she was walking on a South Hutchinson Island beach trail when a man wearing nothing but a mask ran toward her and stopped a few feet away. Deputies stopped a white pickup truck matching a description of the suspect's vehicle and a mask found on the truck was identified by the victim as the one worn by the flasher. The suspect was arrested.
This is Officer Hancock. Be careful. There are a lot of wackos out there!
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Rich's thought to ponder:
The cheapest way to have your family tree traced is to run for a public office.
The latest news from the Hancock News Service - odd news fair and balanced!
Authorities in Florida said they arrested a woman accused of cursing and attacking a flight attendant who refused to serve her alcohol. The Lee County Port Authority Police Department said the woman was arrested at Southwest Florida International Airport in Fort Myers for allegedly "cursing, spitting, kicking and screaming" at a US Airways flight attendant on the flight from Charlotte, North Carolina, to Naples, Florida. Police said the woman slapped a flight attendant who attempted to intervene and kicked a third flight attendant in the groin (ouch!).