Wednesday Show Features

Rich's Early Morning Chuckle:

Husband says: Why can’t you make bread like my mother?

Wife says: I would if you could make dough like your father!

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Rich's Crazy News Story Of The Day:
A French official said he is hoping "Napoleonland," his idea for a Napoleon Bonaparte theme park, will one day be a rival to Disneyland. Yves Jego said he is trying to raise $278 million to build the amusement park on the site of Napoleon's 1814 victory at the Battle of Montereau. Jego said the amusement park would include re-enactments of some of the French leader's most famous victories and a recreation of Louis XVI being guillotined.

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The Wacky World of Crime With Officer Hancock's police blotter:

Police in Windsor, Ontario are searching for a woman who allegedly bit another woman during a road rage argument. The 41-year-old victim told Windsor Police she was attempting to parallel park in front of her home when a woman stepped out from between two parked cars. The driver said she pointed her finger at the woman while telling her it was unsafe to walk into the road from between the two cars and the other woman allegedly grabbed her hand and bit her finger.

This is Officer Hancock. Be careful. There are a lot of wackos out there!

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Rich's thought to ponder:
He who laughs last thinks slowest.

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Rich's Odd News Story Of The Day:
A Swedish church is attracting a younger congregation - by staging services featuring techno music. The services at Stockholm's All Saints Church were the idea of a local vicar. He sees them as a way of boosting dwindling congregations by attracting younger church-goers. Based on a traditional mass, they replace hymns with especially written modern dance tunes. And they are proving highly popular with young Christians who are, quite literally, dancing in the aisles.