Rich's Early Morning Chuckle:
A guy is passing a Mental Hospital surrounded by a wall and he hears the chanting inside, Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen! Curious to see what’s going on he finds a small hole in the wall, so he bends and peeks inside. Someone inside pokes him hard in the eye and everyone starts inside chanting, Fourteen! Fourteen! Fourteen!
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Rich's Crazy News Story Of The Day:
A Windsor, Ontario woman has ushered in her 101st birthday by having her ears pierced, saying she gave in to peer pressure. A staff member at the senior center where Viola Arnold lives suggested she celebrate her upcoming birthday by having her ears pierced for the first time. She decided to do it. Somebody also suggested she get a tattoo. The 101 year old woman said "no" to that.
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The Wacky World of Crime With Officer Hancock's police blotter:
Chicago police arrested and ticketed a man for surfing in the frigid waters of Lake Michigan. The 40 year old man was ticketed for surfing more than 50 yards from shore, unlawful presence on a closed beach and jeopardizing the safety of others on the beach. Police also confiscated his surfboard.
This is Officer Hancock. Be careful. There are a lot of wacko surfers out there!
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Rich's thought to ponder:
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
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Rich's Odd News Story Of The Day:
A Massachusetts animal shelter took nearly 100 hamsters from the home of a man who said he could not control their breeding. The man visited Methuen Animal Care and Adoption Center to ask for help with his growing hamster population. The man said he started off with two hamsters -- a male and a female -- but over time they continued to reproduce. He said he had to start keeping the animals in 5-gallon buckets, Tupperware containers and an empty cat litter box.
All re-written news stories are for the entertainment of my radio listeners and should only be considered for purely entertainment value.
