Thursday Show Features

Rich's Early Morning Chuckle:

The patient says: "What’s wrong, Doctor? You look puzzled.”

The doctor says: “I can’t figure out exactly what’s wrong with you. I think it’s the result of heavy drinking.”

The patient says: “Well then, I’ll just come back when you’re sober.”

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Rich's Crazy News Story Of The Day:
Elias Diaz filed a $1 million federal lawsuit alleging jailers in New York City made no effort to find a jumbo jail uniform he could wear rather than the single pair of sweats and T-shirt he wore every day of his incarceration. Diaz, who weighs 400 pounds, had to wash his clothes in the shower. Adding insult to alleged injury was the fact the Vernon C. Bain Center has a tailor on staff. Diaz claimed friends tried to send him clothing, but the packages were rejected.

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The Wacky World of Crime With Officer Hancock's police blotter:

Police said a Florida man charged with drunken driving was so out of it he did not realize the left front tire of his Lexus was missing. The man was arrested in New Port Richey. He was pulled over after an officer noticed smoke and sparks coming from the place where the tire should have been.

This is Officer Hancock. Be careful. There are a lot of wackos out there!

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Rich's thought to ponder:
If you have trouble getting your children's attention, just sit down and look comfortable.

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Rich's Odd News Story Of The Day:
A TV gardener has shared his tip for keeping flowers perky - feeding them a tiny dose of Viagra. David Domoney says one milligram of the blue pill gives drooping blooms a lift and extends their life. Australian scientists first discovered Viagra's potential in the plant industry and their research was published in the British Medical Journal.